So, in the last blog,i mentioned that I would listen to the new Creed CD, and post a review about it. Well, I have listened to it, and no words int he human language can describe how awful it is. In fact, the only way I could actually sum up the album sound be to scream at the top of my lungs until my vocal cords went out, then blare two air horns right into your face. That is the only way I would be able to endure the mental pain that I went through in trying to listen to that album. Plus, it took me about 4 tries to get through the damn thing just once.
You know what, just think of some one hitting you between the legs with a barbwire bat. Yeah. It is that fucking bad.
But enough about that.
I continue to watch a good bit of TV in my down time, and I start to get really aggravated when the commercial starts to bash some other competitor. I can understand why they do it, but it just gets really damn annoying. The more it goes on though, the more I think that the writers of Demolition Man had some strange deja vu about the Franchise Wars. I think, fairly soon, we are going to see a battle between the Burger King and Ronald McDonald in a Thunderdome on primetime basic cable, for the end of one of the companies (my bet is on Ronald, simply because he still has Hamburgler, Mayor McCheese, etc. floating around in the shadows somewhere). But I do doubt that Taco Bell will be the winner of the wars, seeing as the Taco Bell dog did die a couple of months ago, unless someone dresses up like a giant Gordita for the brawl. I just don't want to be forced to eat Waffle (or Huddle if you are not in GA) House for the rest of my life, if somehow that wins(because I am sure that a lot of the employees are on meth, and have appeared on Springer or Maury a couple of times).
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
So about that Creed thing.....
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